That’s how you got here?!


Periodically, I like to look through the search terms in Google Analytics to see how people got to my blog. It’s always good for a laugh. Maybe I’m missing how Google works but, how did these search terms even lead people to my blog? Whatever, it’s worth it for the entertainment value. Some of them were too good not to share. Enjoy.

emma stone laughing

taza and husband hate – Hate? More like love.

delta gamma dirty song – Alright, alright, you came to the right place.

how to not have a pinterest wedding – If only more people were googling this. Pinterest ruined weddings, after all.

lds modest fashion blog – There are generally a lot of searches for “mormon” and “lds” thrown in there. Maybe it’s because of this post?

sexy ass over 30 years old – Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let’s not jump the gun here. I’ll take the first half but reminder, I’m 26.

are people cooler than me? – Yes. And here are 10 People Who Are Cooler than Me.

back east blonde pregnant – Is my winter weight showing? I need it for warmth (at least that’s what I tell myself). I’m pregnant with a food baby made of pizza.

insults for bitches who want to take my man – Hellz to the yeah. Except I’m really not good at this kind of stuff.

Nadine in yoga pants – Oooh flattering. I think N would like to see Nadine in something other than yoga pants.

leggings are not pantsI AGREE.

howgrow boob – lolz

fat golden retriever cartoon – Ahem, Archie is at a perfectly reasonable weight. Rude. Although I did get a cartoon made of him once.

neighbor hogs the laundry – I am that neighbor. I get the dirty looks. Whoops.

should i leave my husband to move to California – Um. How about no? Well there’s something N never has to worry about. Here’s why I left California and here are some reasons I still don’t miss California.

Something so dirty I can’t even type it here. I don’t want to get blocked from your work computer or anything. Use your imagination.

pinterest is ruining my life – You know that what you do on the internet is voluntary right? See that little “x” in the corner of the screen? Or a little red dot? Click that.

my mom without a shirt – Get your ass to a therapist. NOW.

what if a mormon missionary comments on how beautiful you are – I hear they’re nice boys. Maybe a thank you?

should i date a guy i work with? – It worked out for me. What’s the worst that can happen? Oh, you could break up and then every day, 40 hours a week, would be super awkward. It’s a coin toss. But in case you’re still debating it, here are 7 reasons you should date a guy from work.

What’s the funniest search term your blog has ever gotten?

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