If Days of the Week Were People

 

Sometimes I like to think of the days of the week as people. Different personalities. Varying likeability. In my head I have elaborate relationships with each one. The relationships evolve as life does. For instance, Friday is my busiest day at work but it’s also the day that I do my most fulfilling work. So while I used to have to just “get through” Friday, now I enjoy the entire day. Sometimes I have an interaction with someone and I just can’t help but think to myself, “if she was a day of the week, she’d totally be Monday.”

It’s odd, yes. But hear me out.

Monday is the bank teller who goes on break when there are 6 people in line. She openly sees that people are waiting and instead strands her coworker in solitary misery. The line then takes 13 minutes longer and you ponder switching banks the entire time, later deciding that it isn’t worth the effort. Monday is rude and selfish and seems to sneak up on you and smack you in the face at every possible moment.

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Tuesday is the middle-aged guy who sits 7 cubicles away from you. Sure, he’s there. You occasionally brush shoulders at the water cooler. But mostly you just pass him in the halls.

Wednesday is the guy who you are pretty sure likes you but who takes two hours to respond to a text message. You get your hopes up. You are so close to thinking that it’s something. So close, yet so far away. Humpday is that horrible in between stage in the relationship where you just have no idea which way is up but you are hoping that you are getting to where you want to be (Friday).

Thursday is the acquaintance who you’d almost consider a friend. You’ve had dinner together with other friends before and you like her well enough, but she just isn’t quite bff material.

frenemies

Friday is the guy you like who you know is into you. Your dinner dates are long and the conversation flows well after he’s paid the check. The waitress gives you the stink eye but you can’t fathom getting up and leaving. You’ve mentally tried on his last name and done the math for when your first child would be born. There’s just so much potential.

Saturday is the best friend you’re a little too comfortable around.The one who calls and two hours easily slips away. Then later you’re like, damn, what did we even talk about for two hours?

Sunday is a frenemy, through and through. Sure, she’s nice to your face. You get a little too cozy at brunch, spill a couple of secrets. But you just know that the little B will betray you. Because soon enough, it’ll be 8pm and you’ll be miserably cozy on your couch wondering how it was all over.

And with that, I’m fairly certain that the internet now thinks I’ve lost it. Hell, even I think I have a little bit. Does anyones else think like this?

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  • Oh my goodness, I feel your pain and completely get it. I like Tuesday-guy. I totally work with some people that are like that. I have no idea what their names are, but we see each other often. I loved this post!

  • lol this post!!! I am trying think what day I am, but I think i can be all the days, lol.

  • Just reading the first sentence I knew where this was going and YOU ARE SO RIGHT! Monday and Sunday are bitches. Regina George status bitches!

  • This post is genius. I never would have thought about things this way, but it totally makes sense! I love it1

  • This is hilarious! I love it:)

  • Hilarious and I totally get this! Thursday not really BFF status too funny! Happy Friday 😉

  • You have NOT lost it. This is pretty much genius. Like really nailed it. I know a few Mondays. Evil witches they are.

  • Julia

    Hahaha so this totally hit home with me….when I was younger, I used to think of numbers as people. We’re talking 1st grade, just learning how to add & subtract. I used to think of 1-3 as being like the little toddlers (like Rugrats style -hey, I WAS SIX!), 3 & 4 were like Angelica and always picked on 1-3, 5 & 6 were a little older and would intervene when 3 &4 were picking on 1-3 too much, etc.

    The best part is that I’m an accountant now haha.

  • Sunday is so incredibly spot on, frenemy indeed!

  • This is awesome! I giggled the whole way through!

  • oh my gosh, I’ve never thought of the week like this but it’s so brilliant and true! haha

    Saturday is especially spot on!

  • Brianne Bracco

    Hahahaha! Oh, the faces of the weekdays…#nailedit

  • I never thought of it that way, but it totally makes sense, especially about Sunday. I think she’s bitchier than Monday!!

  • So perfect. I totally agree with Thursday and Saturday!

  • I can’t say I’ve ever associated the days of the week with people/personalities, but I will say it’s genius! You are so freaking spot on!

  • This is hysterical! Totally on point.

  • i love you for this. why don’t you live closer??

  • I’ve totally thought about this! There are pictures on the internet that are like “if Monday were a person” and then it’s this picture of a lady that is just not looking her best what-so-ever. Always makes my day!

  • This post was utter genius!!!!! Dead on!

  • Any post is made better by a Jennifer Lawrence GIF. Ha!

  • I loved this, and it was so spot on!!

  • These are so incredibly accurate.

  • this post is genius! love it!

  • This post is genius!!

  • I have definitely never thought of the days of the week like this but I LOVE it!! And the funny thing is I can definitely think of people that fit each day of the week!

  • hahaha I’m going to be picturing those “days” in my head next week!

  • Perfect descriptions! Love this <3

  • HA! This was awesome, and spot-on. Monday is a bitch.

  • annnnnd this post is why I love you 🙂

  • Absolute PERFECTION and spot on. Especially Monday. And especially that GIF. hehe

  • Bahahaa… totally nailed Sunday!

  • I’ve never thought like this before but it’s pretty much genius!

  • Um, yes. Completely accurate! Especially Sundays!!!

  • This is great! I love these depictions! Especially Wednesdays!

  • hahahaha this is perfect!

  • I love your way of thinking. Especially the weekend days.

  • Totally love this post and the idea!

  • Haha! That is hilarious and true!
    I’m new to your blog – better late than never, right?
    Much love, Bailey from Vanilla Blonde

  • alexis a.

    loooove it! today, i’m really hating monday in all of her bank-teller glory. 😉

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  • Hahaaa! Nope I’ve never thought like that before but from now on i will !

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  • How funny! I made a short video all about this. Our interpretations are different but I loved your analogies. Check out my video when you get a chance and let me know what you think.

    http://youtu.be/dbSn856jGN4

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