Archives for May 2013

I’d Be A Winner

Listen, sports aren’t my thing. If I was ever playing sports, it was P.E. class and I was well on my way to a B-. If I’m watching sports, I’m in it for the nachos. And if the boyf is watching sports, well I’m in the other room watching the Kardashians.  Like I said, they…

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If the Satellites Fall From the Sky

The other day at work, my boss handed me a coupon for a free loaf of bread from a local bakery. Never one to turn down coupons or carbs, I accepted with enthusiasm.  So I venture out to a shopping center I’ve never visited to pick up said loaf. Red light. I whip out my…

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White Jeans and Lazy Tees

Sometimes I pretend I’m a fashion blogger. I walk down the street, set up my tripod, and start taking pictures. Then as cars/runners/dog walkers/neighbors go by, I become horrifically embarrassed and spend the entire time brainstorming what I’ll tell them if they ask me what the hell I’m doing.  Stream of consciousness: oh my god…

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The REAL Skinny Jeans

Before skinny jeans, there were skinny jeans. These jeans had absolutely nothing to do with the actual cut of the jeans. Skinny jeans were the jeans you could only only wear on your skinniest day. I have about three pairs of pants that I just can’t wear. One pair I haven’t worn in at least 5 years. Another…

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Is She Always This Animated? Yes, Yes I am.

Three days ago, I convinced the beau that we should move. I was having one of those moments where I was a little bored and then I checked my savings account and realized that um, $37 was not a saving account (only a slight exaggeration). It then occurred to me that we do not use…

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